On the Internet, everybody knows you’re a cat.

Jack, not twittering. (photo: Joseph Papa)

Cats are twittering.  Yes, that’s what I said.  There are a lot of cats using twitter.

Some examples:

mommy and daddy went away last weekend, and now they’re going away again this weekend. i should punish them by peeing on their bed.

i got to play with my string this morning. today is already awesome.

i think i’d be good at the french horn.

the number one thing

that people say about me: that i’m so soft.

Today mommy cut Cathy cartoons out and hung them on the fridge.

Ha ha, I just made that last one up.   And I’m not really that mean.  If he had the time, my cat Jack would twitter, too.

I wonder if Twitter Wit: The Cat Edition is far behind …