Two Jehovas for a Buddha?

Leave it up to one of the world’s great atheist warriors Warren Ellis (the guy they call the Internet Jesus) to turn us on to these irreverent God Trumps trading cards. The folks over at New Humanist magazine in the UK are giving pint-sized atheists a chance to collect trading cards of their “favorite” religions: Why should sports fans and RPGers have all the fun? Subscribers get a full set, and some of my favorite stats include: Jehova’s Witness “Weapon of Choice: Foot in Door,” and Orthodox Jewish “Follower Dedication: No bacon sandwiches–Ever! 8/10.”  All true (non)believers will want to collect ‘em all.