Tracy Morgan Gives Shaq a Run for His Money

Tracy_MorganYesterday, comedian Tracy Morgan joined Twitter, giving all of his fans an unexpected, and much-needed laugh, just weeks before the season premiere of his hit show “30 Rock.” Under the user name ” Real Tracy Morgan,” he posted 5 posts on his new Twitter feed in under 11 hours.

His first tweet? A logical pronouncement: “Welcome To Tracy Morgans World…”

His second? A random musing on his anatomy: “my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2.”

His third? Tucker Max-style bragging: ”The wait is over! The black Svengali has arrived! I’m on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!”

His fourth? Parenting/gynecological tips: “Im a good parent so ill induce the labor”

And his final tweet of the day? “Just got in the house. Feeling tired from working 30 Rock. Getting ready to crash. Good night my loves.”

After all this amusement, a good night indeed.

Posted by: Kate Hamill

This entry was posted on Friday, October 9th, 2009 at 6:21 pm and is filed under Pop Culture. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

One Response to “Tracy Morgan Gives Shaq a Run for His Money”

  1. Pamela Joan says:
    October 17, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Hi, Trace! Yes I saw you drive past me in NYC. No, I do NOT live in Manhattan anymore, although I DO love those lofts they claim everyone in NYC lives in and pays $10K a month for….I chose (involuntarily) Montclair where all the musicians settle down and their groupies go to pass on. It’s actuaI am SO out of my element. It’s actually a really hip, boutiquey town. Anyway, the whole reason I’m posting this, cuz, is to tell YOU to “keep your shirt on!” I could always train you for CASH MUNNNEEEE-then you’d look like those awesome dudes from P90X off of whose tummies you can ounce quarters. Anyway, just as silly as ever. Aside: NOT in the pool!

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