Black Friday Cometh

As the web’s #1 anti-trampling blog, we’re here to offer our readers some Black Friday gift ideas that don’t involve pitching a tent in the Walmart parking lot. A quick survey of the YIL team unearthed the following eclectic, somewhat disturbing, wish list.

I’ll start. Since I’m growing my traditional Thanksgiving beard, I’d like an antique silver moustache cup:

[update: I just ran across some fantastic moustache cufflinks (via notcouture). More affordable than the moustache cup, but equally attractive.]

Carrie opts for appropriately-hued Versace platform pumps on Black Friday.

“Make me chaste and pure,

But not yet.”

Our second-biggest heels fan, Joseph, simply longs for, “Zac Efron to realize that we are meant to be together.”

but will settle for tartan glory:

Brittany hopes for a quart of McClure’s garlic dills:

but would prefer a pickling class with Bob McClure himself. Teach a woman to fish…

The newly-affianced Michael notes: “I want to be capable.  I want to be powerful.  I want a spinning blade of metal teeth!”

And lastly, our resident animal lover Kevin would like a classy aquarium coffee table for his new bachelor pad: