NBC goes Golden
In honor of the most joyous news that America’s sweetheart, Betty White will be hosting Saturday Night Live on May 8th if decided to curate some of my favorite Betty moments.
Betty and the girls on safe-sex
Here’s a clip from a Golden Girl’s rehearsal. I’d punch my mother of have worked on this show.
I’m always up for a good St. Olaf story. I was devastated to learn that this was a fictional Minnesota town. I’d planed to retire there. Old Space Needle …
And the winner is …
Coffee! For being the only thing that kept me awake during the 7-hour snooze-fest that was that 2010 Oscars.
The hosts, the ceremony, the presenters, the clothes … trite, trite, trite, trite. I’m never one to shy away from snark, so here goes:
Most of the dresses left me wondering if there was an open call for the Featherduster in the Broadway tour of Beauty and the Beast.
Zoe, you’re a lovely girl, but this dress. We almost saw your goods as you were walking down the steps to present the award.
The Art of the Drag
It’s no secret that we’re big RuPaul fans. It Books is publishing Workin’ It! RuPaul’s Guide to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Style tomorrow. But before Workin’ It! was even a glimmer in RuPaul’s carefully made-up eye, Rupaul’s Drag Race was born on Logo. If you never got a chance to see it then I assure you you missed out. However, the hotly anticipated second season premieres tonight and it’s no doubt going to bring twice the amount of fabulosity.
To promote season two, the good people at Logo Online are giving us the chance to get into the drag spirit with the all new Dragulator. Feeling festive, I gave it a shot this morning. The results:

Confirmed! I would make an ugly-ass drag queen. But the martini glass accessory was a nice touch. Try the Dragulator out for yourself here. If drag persona is particularly fierce, email it to us at youritlist@harpercollins.com and we’ll post some of our favorites.
The new season of Drag Race starts tonight at 9:00 EST and Workin’ It is on sale tomorrow.
In related video news, check out Ru on the Today show this morning (spoiler, he basically calls Kathy Lee a drag queen to her face! Hilarity ensues.):
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Oh Gaga, how I love thee
… Let me count the ways
I was fortunate enough–cause I’m a free bitch, baby–to attend the Lady Gaga concert on her Monster Ball tour last night at Radio City Music Hall. 
As you can see from my photos (taken poorly with my camera phone) our seats were deliciously close, about 8 rows from the stage and just 2 behind Donald Trump. I could not have been more impressed with the show. It lacked the some of the over-production of other pop singers, because Gaga can, well, actually sing. Sorry, Britney, Madonna, et al.
As a concert it was not dramatically overdone. It had the usual killer lighting design and occasional pyrotechnic –she shot us all with a gun that looked as if it were emitting a high powered sparkler. There was also plenty of filler with video clips ranging from Lady Gaga getting a tattoo, to a handsome man vomiting what looked like Listerine on her. I don’t know why it worked, but it did. Her dancers were stellar too, and costumed such that there was a beautiful androgyny to them. Best of all, they never overshadowed her, perhaps because she was wearing costumes like this. 
I appreciate her efforts to put on a somewhat smaller scale show, she could have easily sold out the much larger Madison Square Garden. Instead, she chose to risk exhaustion and perform 4 shows in a slightly more intimate venue. Perhaps I’ve been drinking the Monster Juice, but I truly believe that she loves her monsters, her fans.
And she wants us to love her too. “Take my picture,” Lady Gaga begged of her monsters. She was ever so briefly coquettish as she lay on the stage and likened herself to Tinkerbell, “I’ll die if you don’t clap for me.” We do! Good Gaga, we do love you!
The only omission from the show were the McQueen heels that I somehow manage to mention in just about every post I write. Speaking of heels, I wore mine.
Lady Gaga, I do want to be friends, I hope that’s okay.
We’re With Coco!

Apparently there’s some pivotal event happening today that could shape our country’s future for decades to come. Something having to do with the employment status of some guy from Massachusetts. The country is certainly divided, and the stakes are high.
That’s right, Conan O’Brien is reportedly set to take a big chunk of change and vacate his slot as the Tonight Show host, allowing Jay Leno to resume hosting duties. It looks like it may be too late to change this outcome, but that doesn’t mean people aren’t showing their love for the Pale Force.
I’m With Coco, the brainchild of artist Mike Mitchell, is still going strong with almost 400,000 Facebook fans and Conan rallies across the country (grab the inspiring poster art here and show your solidarity on your Facebook profile). This weekend, hundreds of Los Angelenos crowded the NBC lot in the rain for an I’m With Coco event (a stunning achievement, considering their aversion to inclement weather). Coco himself made an appearance, running through the streets leading his band of merry revelers, giving a rooftop speech reminiscent of Eva Peron, and even ordering free pizza for his loyal subjects. You can read a recap on the Tonight Show blog, and watch a video of the proceedings:
Then when you’ve dried your tears, revisit a a simpler time, 2004 to be exact, when Jay Leno knew that he’d be washed up by 2009 with this video from the Funny or Die archives.
Oh, and I guess there’s some Senate seat up for grabs today too. Not sure what that’s all about.
You can only hope to contain him.
On screen and off, Nic Cage has played many roles: Ghost Rider, face transplantee, Coppola, Oscar winner, prodigious shopper. He has the elastic face and acting chops that suit almost any role. But if you’ve ever wished that Cage could be an even bigger presence on the world stage, this is your lucky day. At Niccageaseveryone, you can see Cage inhabiting roles from teen idol to Dr. Who. Take note: this is what the magic of Photoshop was meant for.
Some of the blog’s best offerings:
NC as Sarah Palin
NC as Captain Kirk. (More incredible Kirk madness here.)
NC as fellow hunk Zac Efron (apologies to Joseph).
NC as the Great Emancipator (aka the only American greater than Cage himself).
Pearls of Wisdom from Mr. Gene Simmons
We followed legendary KISS rocker Gene Simmons yesterday as he toured morning shows and book signings in NYC to promote his new book, KISS KOMPENDIUM (on-sale today). The experience was…entertaining, to say the least. Here’s what we learned from Gene about love, life, and being a very powerful and attractive man:
Gene does not smoke or drink. (Hear that folks? Straight edge is cool).
He does all his own makeup before shows, which takes him about 2 hours.
Gene was born in Israel and moved to the U.S. when he was 8. He also studied at a Yeshiva for a time before he started his music career.
His thoughts on that whole Tiger Woods situation: Women need to get a hobby. Why would a guy want to have sex with other women if he’s married? Because he can. Men are only driven by sex, period. Women need to stop obsessing about what he’s thinking and start worrying about their own lives.
Similarly: Girls grow up and mature, but men are always 12 year-old boys at heart.
On why he didn’t get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but ABBA did: KISS has sold more than 80 million albums. You can’t beat that, no matter what some committee says.
The craziest thing a fan has ever done upon meeting him: Too dirty to print.
Comment below with your questions for the rocker !
Sue Good to be True

Pam Cesarec, friend of YIL, and enemy of the capital letter, pays homage to the Season of Sue.
with the fall t.v. season coming to a close, viewers are left to pause, take stock, and reflect upon what we have to be thankful for from these past few months. the answer should come easily and can be summed up in a single name: sue.
2009 introduced us to two classy characters who share a first name: sue sylvester of the campy, but surprisingly good-natured “glee” and sue “rhymes with weenie” collini, of showtime’s surprisingly not so good-natured “californication.” played by golden globe nominee jane lynch and kathleen turner, respectively. these broads know how to deliver a line. (and i can’t, in good conscience, write this without an honorable mention. there’s a third sue– sue who’s always “so FRICKIN’ excited”. the baggy sweater-wearing super geek who can never contain herself when a surprise is a’brewin- played by the incomparable kristin wiig on SNL).
sue syl loves blackmailing, making ridiculously unseemly remarks to students and fellow faculty at her school, tucking the jacket of her adidas track suit into her pants, encouraging people to “cane” their children on the local news in order to toughen them up, and – on occasion – donning a zoot suit for some hardcore swing dancing.
collini has very different priorities- including, but not by any means limited to, having coke blown up her ass, throwing swinger parties in her sex toy-filled LA mansion, and engaging in incredibly aggressive and explicit sexual harassment at the workplace. she was neither afraid nor ashamed in the least to propose to her brand new employee charlie runkle that they “slip out of this business casual and see what kind of sodomy laws we can break.”
these sues are two classy ladies. i use the term “ladies” liberally here. very. at any rate, i’m relatively sure that the unflappable/wicked-cool jane lynch improvises a lot of her lines, but we gotta give kudos to the writers of “glee” for crafting her dialogue in such a fashion that she gets away with some remarkably whack stuff without getting banned by the censors. and if collini wasn’t on a pay channel, her character simply wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of even existing. that is one filthy, filthy post-menopausal woman. just imagining her growling “rrrrrunkle” in her, ahem, sexy, ahem, baritone gives me goosebumps… in a profoundly creepy way. 
(one observation that i feel compelled to mention here: kathleen turner has the second-deepest human voice i’ve heard, next to yao defen, aka the world’s tallest woman [look her up!]. when i read on IMDB that turner was born in 1954 and did that quick math in my head, i had to do further research because i felt it simply couldn’t be. weeks after this discovery, i still find myself disturbed that she’s only 55 years old.)
bottom line: at first, i was not a bit excited to see kathleen turner join the cast of “californication” but, man, now i can’t get enough. and i have no doubt that sue sylvester will go down in t.v. history as one of the crudest, rudest, most clever villains we’ll ever have the pleasure of gasping at. all right, ladies and gents, i could write for days on this topic but i shall leave you with some random sue/sue quotes. do enjoy. and please remember during this holiday season– sue: it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
“that was the most offensive thing i’ve seen in 20 years of teaching— and that includes an elementary school production of ‘hair.’” -sue sylvester
“i used to run lines with margot kidder before she went ape shit.” -sue collini
(really this was the only amusing thing collini said all season that was clean enough to quote.)
cesarec… out!
Our Favor!te Things 2009: Camilla Morton

We’ve been informed that the end of 2009 is just around the corner, and since absolutely no one else is offering “Best Of” lists, we decided to fill the void. Between now and the new year, expect year-end favor!tes from our friends in the world of fashion, music, comedy, film and literature.
Today’s inaugural Favor!te Things 2009 list comes from the delightful Camilla Morton, fashion writer, author and arbiter of good taste.
Without further ado, Camilla Morton’s Favor!te Things 2009:
Favor!te Film: I am literally besides myself with excitement to see WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE but until then THE SEPTEMBER ISSUE gives a slice of the day job.
Favor!te Album: I like songs and then jam them on repeat but do like a good Disney Sing along – Cinderella, “Someday My Prince will Come”– great way to start the day… I am more of a hummer than a album collector… I also shift music tastes like the wind, as the mood changes so do I…
Favor!te Book: It’s not a new release – I will have to think with that – but a book that I never travel or leave home without, and, in my opinion, is the most charming story ever is The Ordinary Princess, by MM Kaye. It’s out of print but worth the hunt.
Favor!te Work of Art: The Christmas Tree at Claridge’s designed by John Galliano… viewed as you have afternoon tea there… I agree with Spencer Tracy who said, “I don’t want to go to Heaven I want to go to Claridge’s.”

Claridge's Christmas Tree by John Galliano for Dior
Favor!te Designer:
Who can you ever choose between John Galliano and Manolo Blahnik? The two go together like tea and scones…
Favor!te TV show:
My guilty pleasure is the English Soap Opera Eastenders – you think you’ve had a bad day, and twenty minutes of this you feel glad to be you… love a bit of East end misery on Albert Square and Christmas isn’t Christmas without a trip to see how theirs goes wrong (death and damnation and all before the turkey has been so much as sliced).
Favor!te Blog/Website:
I am a fashion junkie:
www.style.com, www.net-a-porter.com, www.topshop.com, www.mrpaparrazzi.com
I would love to say my own website but I can never remember the password to log in and write the blog so that is NEXT year’s resolution…
Favor!te Real Housewife:
My mum makes it look easy – my Ukraninan cleaning lady overly complex, I have however aimed to perfect the art of the every night takeout. (editor’s note: it’s refreshing to see that Real Housewives of X is one trashy American obsession that hasn’t made it to the UK!)
Favor!te Twitterer: It’s not become the compulsive acquired taste in the UK but I did use it once to stalk someone during the shows to see if they were coming to ours…
Favor!te You Tube Video:
SO many
Cinderella – the Slipper and the Rose – and how to make an entrance
Pretty in Pink – trying a little tenderness – and why do the ones you like never like you?? Why is it always so hard?!?!?
Devil Wears Prada because it makes me appreciate my job today soooo much…
Bonus Coverage:
What are you most excited about for 2010?
My new books!! About Happily Ever Afters!
Who do you most want to smooch on New Year’s Eve?
To have a plan that doesn’t fall apart would be amazing, to have a date would be a miracle – reality looking like a night in with the cat!
Camilla Morton is a London-based fashion writer and the author of A Year in High Heels. She was the runway reporter for Vogue.com, covering all international and couture collections, and currently blogs from the fashion shows on Telegraph.co.uk. Morton has also written for several magazines and newspapers—including Time magazines’s “Style and Design” supplement, W magazine, and Harper’s Bazaar. She divides her time between London and Paris.
Bare with me
for a moment. The Telegraph is reporting that actor and downright nice guy (cause, you know, we’re friends) Daniel Radcliffe will have a nude scene in the upcoming Harry Potter and his Deadly Member the Deathly Hallows.
The article quotes the film’s director, David Yates, “Dan has appeared nude in the past. There are a couple of scenes in the new film in which he will undress, but we’re still thinking about how to present it.”
I don’t suggest taking a lesson from the newly minted almost-nude former future son-in-law of Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston. His recent Playgirl photo spread was, while thrilling, a bit of a let down.
This will be nothing new for Mr. Radcliffe who went full frontal (and dorsal for that matter) 8 times a week, both on Broadway and in London’s West End in Equus. He also has a book coming out at the end of the year. In it, he allows photographer Tim Hailand to follow him for a day — all day — including a trip to the shower. Good form, Daniel; I like where you’re going with this.
My only request is that this not be a publicity stunt, like Levi’s. All talk and no Potter.
Dita wows London (naturally)
The US may have Wal Marts and Sarah Palin’s bus tour, but the UK really know how to throw a book signing. The lovely, amazing, inspiring Dita Von Teese recently signed copies of her new book Dita: Stripteese at Waterstone’s Piccadilly location and proves that Palin isn’t the only woman fans will stand in line for.

Tina Fey’s Top-10 “30 Rock” Moments

Last week, Tina Fey opened up to the Daily Beast and shared her favorite moments from her hit TV show “30 Rock.” The list is entertaining, illuminating, and, at times, surprising. Check it out for a window into the mind of the creator of the best comedy show in TV history….or at least to help you procrastinate til you’re able to get your next “30 Rock” fix tonight!
On a steel horse (or train) I ride…
A few days ago we caught you up on all the goings on with Bon Jovi. And there’s more!
New Jersey Transit Commuters – be on the look out for the poster below on your trains through out the month of November. Take a photo of the barcode on the bottom left with your barcode enabled smart phone, sit back and enjoy some great content on the Bon Jovi mobile website. It will make your commute fly by.
Then take a photo of the poster and email it to YourItList@HarperCollins.com and we’ll send the first 10 people a free copy of Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful.
Bon Jovi, it’s their life
Bon Jovi, America’s favorite band, has a busy fall coming up.
Their new single, “We Weren’t Born to Follow” is currently playing on every station. Their new studio album The Circle drops on November 10th, they just announced today a tour in early 2010 (including the first concert at the new Meadowlands in May), Showtime will air a behind-the-scenes documentary about the band on October 24th and on top of all of that the band has a book coming out November 3rd - Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful – which celebrates their 25th anniversary with never-before-seen photos and stories from Jon, Richie, David and Tico.
The book is available now to pre-order and you can get an exclusive, early SNEAK PEEK INSIDE THE BOOK before it goes on sale.
Check back with YourItList.com as we will be releasing more information about the book and the band over the next few weeks.
Grace Coddington, may I please take you to lunch?
I realize that I am a bit very late to the party. I finally saw The September Issue this weekend. Anna would never stand for me seeing it so late.

See...she's mad at me.
I went fully expecting to gaze amazed at the cold, quick, and decisive Ms. Wintour, which of course I did. More than that though, I came away with a new found, no, a deeper appreciation for Grace Coddington. This was the moment in the film that sealed the deal for me. (please pardon the poor quality of this YouTube video).
She says “I think I got left behind somewhere because I’m, you know, still a romantic. You have to go charging ahead; you can’t stay behind.” Her words fall like poetry on the gardens of Versailles.
I stayed away from reading too much about the documentary before seeing it, but I’ve delved into criticisms and articles since. I see now that plenty of people thought that Grace owned the film. Some places even say Anna agrees. They certainly both received equal coverage, but Grace was a surprising lead. One question though: where was Andre? No doubt playing tennis…
Thanks heavens for Grace. I’ve not owned one of those page-a-day calendars since I was in middle school, but I think that I might like to have one comprised of the wit and whim of Grace. Or perhaps she’d just let me take her to lunch. Also, she likes cats … what’s not to love?
Come on, Rogue.

Unlike your more overt rogue-types, like a certain former presidential ticket to be named later, I’ve always considered myself an undercover rogue. My civil disobedience tends towards the somewhat pedestrian–driving slowly in the left lane, returning library books a day late, that sort of thing. But I want to be a real rogue: the kind who considers veni, vidi, vici an understatement. That’s why Werner Herzog’s Rogue Film School caught my eye. Sure I can barely find the power button on a digital camera, have no facility with Final Cut Pro, and likely couldn’t direct a flock of pigeons to a breadcrumb factory. But I’m certainly intrigued by the thought of being cooped up in a room with the same guy who went head-to-head with an immensely imbalanced and homicidal Klaus Kinski on the set, and even listened to the live tapes of Timothy Treadwell’s gruesome demise.
I’ve gleaned a few interesting particulars from the program’s website:
- Prior working experience, diplomas, credits are of minor importance. {Sigh of relief}
- At the end of the seminar, each participant will receive a certificate of participation and a signed copy of Werner Herzog’s “Conquest of the Useless“. {This certificate must be catnip to maladjusted ladies}
- The fee for a long weekend (Friday evening, all day Saturday and Sunday) is US $1450 {assuming 8 hour days, that’s only $1/minute. I spend more than that to get my hair cut by someone who never even ate a shoe!}
- Depending on the materials, the attention will revolve around essential questions [such as]: How do you narrate a story? (This will certainly depart from the brainless teachings of three-act-screenplays). {Haven’t we all had enough of the brainless teachings of three-act-screenplays?}
- Related, but more practical subjects, will be the art of lockpicking. Traveling on foot. The exhilaration of being shot at unsuccessfully. The athletic side of filmmaking. The creation of your own shooting permits. The neutralization of bureaucracy. Guerrilla tactics. Self reliance. {My check’s in the mail.}
If you’re unfamiliar with Mr. Herzog, may I suggest watching the documentary My Best Fiend before signing on for a 3-day seminar. It’s best to go into something like this fully informed.
My Best Fiend: Trailer
Werner Herzog|MySpace Videos
Lisa Lampanelli …bringing the LOLs.
Our friend and (shameless plug here) author Lisa Lampanelli recently did a few videos to promote her upcoming book, Chocolate, Please. She’s quiet the funny lady, that Lisa.
The video on the bottom was released about two weeks ago, but the top one is brand-spanking new. Enjoy!
The book isn’t out until September 15th, so click here to pre-order.
Nina Garcia answers some questions
Last week Your It List had the honor of hosting Nina Garcia as she guest blogged about her new book The Style Strategy. Today we have Nina back to answer some questions about her style, her book and how to look your best and paying less!
Your new book, The Style Strategy, is about shopping while saving money. Is that even possible?
Of course it is! You don’t have to spend a fortune to look fabulous, or sacrifice style when you’re on a budget. The Style Strategy is not about doing without; let’s be clear on that. It’s not about feeling deprived. It’s about realizing that you can get the same euphoria that buying high-end brands may give you by simply reworking the clothes you already have, or finding great bargains and turning these items into the perfect expression of your personal style. This past year has reminded us all that we MUST be conscious of the money we spend. And being practical while remaining stylish is the ultimate chic.
What was the inspiration for this book?
My absolute favorite new mantra is: Shop Smart, Stay Chic, and Make it Last! This mantra has fueled every single page of this book. The sense of accomplishment you get from knowing you’ve truly lived by this mantra, and look great while doing so, is the best feeling in he world. Every shopper should be armed with a strategy. This book guides shoppers through a strategy that works.
Why do you think women will respond to the advice in this book?
If we ladies are anything, we’re resourceful. Long before we earned our own paychecks, we were in charge of stretching pennies for the entire family in order to create and maintain a warm, comfortable home. Through the ages, we’ve seen it all. No era has been without its crisis. And women have always been a tremendous part of the glue that holds everything together while working through such a crisis. Our ingenuity and flair for survival has saved the world many times over. But our ability to beautify the world as we save it is what really makes it all worthwhile. I think women innately know solid advice when they read it, and they will appreciate the fun spirit frugal fun and pampering that line this book.
There are a lot of interesting facts and history in The Style Strategy. What made you decide to include such information?
I want people to know some of the specific moments and ideas throughout history that women have exhibited incredible ingenuity and flair in the name of looking great. When going through a rough economic downturn, sometimes it’s easy to forget how good we have it in comparison to other periods throughout history. I truly admire the women who lived through the American Civil War, the Great Depression, and World Ward II. They were really tough, and so creative. I want to honor them by writing about the great strategies they came up with, and all without the help of huge discount stores and sample sales that we’re so used to.
What is one piece of advice you would impart from the book?
There is so much wonderful information to choose from! But if I had to pick just one, I would say that a good rule to follow when out shopping is to never buy anything unless you have at least three items in your closet that it will go with. A smart shopper always creates options for herself.
You include great quotes from celebrities in this book. Do you have a favorite?
I have the hardest time narrowing down the many quotes I find through my reading. There are so many brilliant people in the world, saying such thought provoking, inspirational things. But if I had to choose one quote that specifically applies to the message I convey in The Style Strategy, I would have to choose one by the legendary designer, Vivienne Westwood, who said “Buy less, choose well, and mix it all”. That pretty much nails it. I simply elaborate on how to do just that.
There’s a real social component in The Style Strategy. On more than one occasion, you encourage readers to gather as often as time allows, share saving tips, clothes, advice on what looks good, and even go so far as to show how to throw a good “swap party”. What’s your aim in including this in the book?
It’s so easy to feel deprived, and even a bit isolated, when you are forced to financially tighten your belt. I want to remind women that community, friends, and family are important, and such a vital part of getting through difficult economic times. And of course I love any excuse to have a party. We’re all in this together, and there are few things more uplifting in life than playing dress up with the girls.
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With her signature eye for style, Nina Garcia is best known for her appearance as the unerring, formidable fashion judge on the hit show Project Runway. An elite authority in the industry, she has worked in fashion houses and in fashion media, with everyone from Marc Jacobs to Elle magazine and Marie Claire. She is also the New York Times bestselling author of The Little Black Book of Style and The One Hundred. Originally from Colombia, she now makes her home in New York City.
The Killer Rocks On
Jerry Lee Lewis, recently back from touring Europe, has just put out his first single in twenty-three years—exclusively on the Internet. It’s the latest unlikely act in a six-decade career that amounts to a kind of master class in the perils of tempting fame and fate, even though Lewis’s moments of celebrity have been fleeting and died mostly at his own hand.
Like Elvis Presley, Lewis was a poor white Southerner who jump-started the music of other poor Southerners, black and white, and got famous doing it. Like Henry VIII, he married six times. Like Edgar Allan Poe, he chose his 13-year-old cousin as one of those wives. Like Johnny Cash, he began a battle with addiction in the 1960s that gave a halting, harrowing rhythm to much of his career. Like Jimmy Swaggart, his cousin, he paid public and private costs for following his temptations. Like Madonna, he projected a constantly shifting parade of faces: rockabilly wild man in the 1950s, smooth honky-tonker in the 1960s, incorrigible hellraiser in the 1970s, scandal-scarred near-casualty in the 1980s, tax exile in the 1990s. After Cash’s death he became the Last Man Standing, improbably surviving all of his major Sun stablemates; as he approaches his seventy-fourth birthday, he has only two peers, Chuck Berry, now eighty-two, and Little Richard, seventy-six.
Fifty years later, Lewis’s records “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On” and “Great Balls of Fire” are still common touchstones, name- and hook-checked in TV commercials, headlines, and such. Yet the rest of his career has somehow failed to linger in the American mind. In the late 1960s he was one of country’s biggest stars, yet few seem to remember even his best songs, like “She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye” and “Another Place, Another Time.” Fewer still know that Lewis once won rave reviews as Iago in a rock version of Othello, a role made for his brand of slyly sexual menace. And the 1989 biopic Great Balls of Fire reduced his persona to a goofy caricature—redeemed only by a soundtrack Lewis recorded himself “as if decades were minutes” (in Greil Marcus’s phrase).
That was twenty years ago, and since then Lewis has recorded only sporadically: a cut on the Dick Tracy soundtrack, an overlooked 1995 album called Young Blood, and in 2006 the “comeback” duets album Last Man Standing. But he has toured constantly, at some cost to his voice—which has sounded a bit strained in recent years—if not to his piano playing, which is the unappreciated glory of his career.
Among the first-generation rock and roll singers, most were amateur musicians; only Chuck Berry really revolutionized his instrument, and Elvis, Cash, and others mostly strummed rhythm. Lewis, in contrast, made the piano the centerpiece of his music. His hammered eighth-notes and glissandos are all part of the permanent lexicon, but his style grew only more complex, idiosyncratic, and inventive with time. Despite his reputation for showmanship, he never seemed desperate to please a crowd—he often slipped onstage almost unnoticed—and by the 1980s he seemed less interested in the audience than in entertaining himself with his hands. Toward the end of a frenzied, wired performance in Paris in 1981—shortly before a medical emergency nearly killed him—Lewis knelt before the keyboard, beatifically, and said, “This old piano’s my darling—I love her. My God, ain’t nothing like her. If I get married again, it’ll be to that right there.”
Which brings us to this new single, “Mean Old Man,” one of several songs by longtime friend Kris Kristofferson that Lewis has recorded for an upcoming album. It’s a fine production, clearly inspired by Rick Rubin’s work with Johnny Cash. And Lewis’s voice seems to be coming back, a little deeper and surer than on the duets album. Yet one thing is missing: that unmistakable piano background. In his entire career, Lewis has rarely sung without the piano beneath his fingers; it is hard to imagine him without it, any more than we can imagine B.B. King’s voice without Lucille’s tart counterpoint.
Kristofferson’s song, which echoes the shape and mood of Cash’s great late cut “Sam Hall,” begins in a comparably surly tone: “If I look like a mean old man,” Jerry scowls, “that’s what I am.” But then each new verse challenges the listener to look again: Do I look like a good old friend? Do I look like your Uncle Bob? Then, hauntingly:
If I look like a voodoo doll, that’s what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll, that’s what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll—take his lickin’ standing tall,
Rather fight you back than crawl—that’s what I am
And all of a sudden it makes sense: Piano or not, Jerry Lee Lewis is the old American trickster—testing, taunting, defying us to pin him down. Here he is, peacock and pariah, voodoo doll, the one who out-sang, out-played, out-drank, out-pilled, out-lived them all: the Singing Brakeman, the Steady Rollin’ Man, the Drifting Cowboy, the Hillbilly Cat, the Electric Gypsy, the Lizard King, the Man in Black—even, if you like, the Somehow King of Pop. There he is, the Killer, standing in his haze, chuckling in soft wonder.
Did he make a record with no piano? Maybe he didn’t. Maybe he did. Maybe he didn’t feel like playing piano that day. Or maybe his producer hinted that they might try doing without it—you know, something different—and Jerry stared through him and said: “Son, if you think I’m a goddam crooner, that’s what I am.” And then stepped up, cut a mean mother of a record, and slipped out the back door before you saw him leave.
Turn left at Highway 61. Revisit.

Apparently Bob Dylan, he of the impeccable diction, is in talks with a car company to be the voice of their GPS system (via Mirror UK). He revealed this tidbit during his BBC radio show last night, although it wouldn’t be the first time the wry singer/songwriter fibbed with a straight face.
If the deal falls through, there are a few back-ups I’d like to see the GPS folks persue. Liza Minnelli’s clear-headed, cogent voice would work perfectly. Or perhaps they could convince Mick Jagger to reprise his Keith Richards’ impersonation from that classic 1993 Weekend Update sketch.
If Dylan’s doing GPS voiceovers, who do you think should be next?
Nina Garcia talks Style
We are thrilled to have the amazing Nina Garcia as a guest blogger on Your It List. The new season of Project Runway has just debuted and Nina’s new book The Style Strategy hits stores this week. Her latest book is filled with smart shopping strategies for style on a budget, interesting fashion tidbits and lists of bargain fashion musts.
I am a working mother and a wife. I am a sister and a daughter. I am a student of fashion and a shopper of everything. Each experience in my life fuels what I do, who I am, and, more important, who I see myself evolving into as tomorrow dawns.
I have goals. For myself, for my son, for my family, and for the people who listen to what I have to say about fashion and style.
Every day I plan, I organize, I schedule, I strategize. And the most important thing I’ve learned is that while no amount of planning fully prepares one for life’s inevitable speed bumps, knowing that I’ve built a strong foundation enables me to negotiate such bumps with assurance. I must problem-solve at a moment’s notice. And sometimes even change course altogether in order to adapt to whatever circumstances are thrown in my path. I have to be quick. I must embrace spontaneity while always keeping my feet on the ground. I must have unwavering trust that I’m making the right decision. If I even begin to doubt myself, I crumble, and nothing gets done. Or rather, nothing gets done correctly.
It is with this goal in mind—of imparting my strategy for achieving this level of self-assurance and confidence, while also economizing—that I decided to write this book. As I look at the women around me—on television, in the news, and throughout the world—I realize that although different circumstances may rule each of our lives, we share the core elements of who we are. We’re survivalists. We’re nurturers. We’re women.
An essential aspect of being a woman is not only taking care of everyone around us, but also taking care of ourselves and each other. We figure out new ways to look and feel gorgeous. Sharing our notso-secret tips with each other is probably the easiest, and definitely the most fun, way we care for ourselves. As women, it is in our nature to reach for perfection. And although perfection may not be 100 percent possible, getting close is. In fact, I see women getting closer to perfection every day.
I witness this striving toward an aesthetic ideal in the wonderful designs I handle as a fashion director. I see it in pristine garments, astute styling, and impeccable tailoring, among many other examples of the craftsmanship I’ve come to adore. But I also see perfection embodied in the women walking down my street. Fearless, creative, stylish women who inspire me.
But getting there is a process. It requires a strategy. Taking command of your style and staying chic is but one step in this process— an important one, mind you, but not the only one. Shopping smart and saving our hard-earned money is another very important step. And although it can be a challenge, being practical while honing your style can also be a damn good time. Trust me.
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With her signature eye for style, Nina Garcia is best known for her appearance as the unerring, formidable fashion judge on the hit show Project Runway. An elite authority in the industry, she has worked in fashion houses and in fashion media, with everyone from Marc Jacobs to Elle magazine and Marie Claire. She is also the New York Times bestselling author of The Little Black Book of Style and The One Hundred. Originally from Colombia, she now makes her home in New York City.
BREAKING NEWS!!!

Photos by Mathu Andersen
RuPaul, the world’s most famous drag queen of all-time and television host of Logo’s RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE, is writing the book we’ve all been waiting for…
WORKIN’ IT! RuPaul’s Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style!
The book, published by It Books, is part style guide, part confidence manifesto and just like Ru, entirely fabulous.
WORKIN’ IT will provide helpful and provocative tips on fashion, beauty, style and confidence for girls and boys, straight and gay – and everyone in between!
No one knows more about life, self-expression and style than RuPaul! With photos by Mathu Andersen from the new season of RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE and a fresh look at style and inner beauty, WORKIN’ IT will pick up where show leaves off… and you know you wanted more after the fierce first season! The book will be as colorful, fun, and intriguing as RuPaul, with insights into makeup, clothing choices and the illusion of drag. Fans of RuPaul will get piece of Ru’s philosophy on style and attitude – and how it’s more than the clothes that make the man, or woman!
“If you weren’t lucky enough to inherit a fabulous sense of style from your parents, you can certainly cultivate one using the tried, tested and found true tools in this book. ” RuPaul
Look for this in stores in Winter 2010, just in time for the second season of RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE on Logo produced by World of Wonder.
































