Big Baby and Other Mysteries of the NBA Finals
Annoying Questions I, A Person Who Does Not Watch Sports, Wondered About and/or Asked My Boyfriend Last Night During the NBA Finals
1. Why is that guy okay with being called Big Baby?
This is a Big Baby.
This is just a somewhat large man who looks upset.
2. Are they in Boston or LA right now? (The response to this one being “well, it does say Lakers on the court, so . . . “
3. If the Lakers away uniforms are white, and the Celtics home uniforms are white (facts which I had learned seconds before asking this question), wouldn’t it get confusing if they were playing in Boston?
4. Are the Celtics home uniforms white because the green would clash with the green on the floor of the court?
5. Don’t white uniforms get dirty?
6. What happens if someone’s sweatband falls into their eyes? Couldn’t another guy pull the first guy’s sweatband down to mess with him?
Come on, guy whose name I don’t know. Just reach over and do it!
7. [With a little over a minute left] Is it still possible for the Celtics to win?
8. [With 30 seconds left] Is it still possible for the Celtics to win?
9. [With 14 seconds left] Is it still possible for the Celtics to win?
